Feeling Old

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him,
"How do you determine whether or not an older person
should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.


Do you want a bed near the window?"